Random thoughts and musings from the Man on Fire...

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Wednesday, November 29th

1 - The Liberal leadership convention kicks off in Montreal this weekend. At first glance it appears anyone of the four front-runners could take the prize, but on the advice of Paul Wells, I predict Michael Ignatieff wins on the 2nd ballot. Well's theory is, "for any given set of circumstances, Canadian politics tends toward the least exciting possible outcome." As Wells notes, that can only mean an Ignatieff win, rather than a dramatic come from behind gut wrencher. However, I'm going one step further and predicting a 2nd ballot victory on Saturday. After all, the 24-hour hype machine says this race won't be decided until the fourth ballot, which means and 2nd ballot win would be as anti-climactic as it gets. I'd like to see Gerard Kennedy win though, mostly because he took a stand on the whole 'Quebec nation within a nation' thing that wasn't very popular inside his own party. Especially when you consider the spine-bending acrobatics Ignatieff has been doing trying to convince everyone it was his idea, after denying it for weeks.

2 - Danny Barret was fired on Monday, in a move that was widely anticipated by just about everyone here in the province that's easier to draw than any other province. Speculation has Kent Austin as the front runner to replace Barret, with Dave Ritchie a close second. Whoever it is, GM Eric Tillman maintains it will be somebody his knows well, which is all fine and good, but I sure hope it's not Austin. It's nothing personal. Austin was a good offensive co-ordinator in Toronto who was unfairly blamed for decisions and circumstances beyond his control, but Austin is an offensive coach, and a pass-oriented one at that. The Riders are a running football team, and they should be, because they have the right personal, and when the weather gets cold running the football becomes imparative. If I have one criticism of Austin, it's that he did a poor job of incorporating his running backs into his game plan while in Toronto. Then again, maybe a change in philosophy is just what the Riders need. After all, Tillman didn't fire Barrett just to maintain the status quo.

3 - It's not much, but it's a start. Bill Thorn makes a good comment, the snow can never be cleared fast enough, but there is certainly room for improvement. Once the snow flies in Regina I make a point of avoiding side streets at all costs, because my Acclaim isn't garunteed to get through them. I'm a little weary about the process though. Any time I hear about comittees filing reports I start to wonder whether anything will actually get done. Good on them for recognizing the problem. Let's make sure they implement the solution (assuming it's viable).

4 - Hockey News writer Adam Proteau notes the best fan sign of the night during Chris Prongers return to Edmonton on Tuesday:

"Down with Pronger for undisclosed personal reasons."

5 - Questionable Media Bias Watch: "Tories Closing most Status of Women Offices"

Consider these loaded phrases (emphasis mine):

A - "The Conservative Government is taking an axe to Status of Women Canada..."
B - "The blow is part of a cost-cutting program announced in September..."
C - "Of the 16 regional offices, only Ottawa, Edmonton, Montreal and Moncton will be spared."

You don't need much of an imagination to see what's going on here. Clearly Heritage Minister Bev Oda has declared open season against poor defenseless Status of Women Canada. For shame.

6 - Little known stat: according to The Hockey News, after Pittsburgh defenseman Mark Eaton busted his wrist against San Jose the Penguins went on a five game losing streak. Since that streak the Pens have played .500 hockey. Eaton is out indefinetly.

7 - This signing spells the end of either Jermain Copeland, Nik Lewis, Elijah Thermon, or Ken-Yon Rambo in Calgary. I can't see the Stamps fitting all five of these guys under the cap. Can't say I feel sorry for anyone though.

P.S. I like Boerigter, I pick him all the time on Madden.

Man on Fire

Monday, November 20, 2006

Monday, November 20th

1 - This marks the first time since June that I've been able to post more than once in a month. I am patting myself on the back.

2 - Warning, spoiler ahead!

I'm a big believer in the idea that pop culture reflects society, rather than shapes it. I also went to see the movie 'Borat' about a week ago (for those of you who don't know who 'Borat' is or what he does for a living click here). 'Borat' is a satirical movie, it's meant to mock society, and it crosses into previously forbidden territory, mocking a wide variety of untouchables from feminists to Jews. If you've seen the movie you know what scenes I'm talking about, if you haven't, then take my word for it. It's unlike anything hollywood has ever produced. However, what I find disturbing about this movie is not Borat's beliefs. He's portrayed as an uneducated hill-billy news reporter from the backwoods of outer Kazhakstan. The audience is supposed to laugh at Borat, not with him. No, what's really disturbing is the reaction of various people to Borat's views. Very rarely does anyone express any opposition to what he's saying. The only example I can think of are the feminists who become upset when Borat laughs at the idea of women recieving an education. They simply get up and walk out of the room, effectively ending the interview. One of them even says, "I don't have time for this." Good for her. Everyone one else either a) agrees and encourages him, or b) pretends nothing just happened. In fact, Borat receives a greater amount of negative reaction for trying to greet strangers with a kiss than he does walking into a gun shop and asking the propreitor which gun is the best for killings Jews. It is unclear whether any of the extra's in the movie are aware of Borat's antics, or if they think he's for real. After first viewing, it appears that many of them have no idea he's acting. That's disturbing. Our culture has been exposed for what it is: complacent. And it's been caught on camera. Our culture has become very adapt at putting on a good act while hiding what we truely think, and the fact that this has been revealed is very embarressing for many of the parties involved. The number of lawsuits that have been filed in the last several weeks alone are a testament to this. As a society, our complacency will be our downfall. It is our greatest weakness, is our desire to avoid any conflict at all, especially conflicting ideas and opinions, creates a society that does not desire to stand up for what is right and just. In it's place, we have the soceity that was portrayed in the film: say something wrong, and I'll simply ignore you and hope you go away.

3 - Grey Cup thoughts:

Complaint A: I don't normally critisize officiating, but count me in with the guys who think the refs more or less lost the game for the Montreal Alouettes. As this, and many other articles point out, the Al's played a terrible first half, and never even deserved to me that close in the first place. This whole situation could have been rectified had they played better to begin with, but after having that horrible start, the Al's needed a big play to turn things around. Well, they got one, when Dave Dickenson was stripped out the football, and Chip Cox ran it back for a TD. However, just as Cox was running for the endzone, a whistle was blown, and the play was ruled an incomlete pass. In quick succession, Montreal threw the challenge flag, and the call was overturned. It was ruled that Dickenson had in fact fumbled, and Montreal had recovered. Just one problem, according to the rules Cox would not get credit for a touchdown, instead Montreal would get the ball on their own 47. This isn't the first time a bad call has canceled a touchdown, but rarely has a bad call changed the momentum of a game the way that one did. B.C had all the momentum. Montreal needed a big play to get it back, and they got it, only to have a bad call significantly lower its impact. The missed call is understandable. It was close. But when you have something like video replay available, the refs should have simply let the play run its course, even if it did look like a fumble. Then let B.C. throw the challenge flag, and review the play. That way the refs get the call right, and the Al's get their touchdown, and in my humble opinion, win the Grey Cup, unless...

Complaint B: Jim Popp is the most respected GM in the league, but his decision not to challenge the Robert Edwards fumble late in the game will go down in the history books as easily the worst coaching decision of the season. I don't care if you think he fumbled the football, throw the stinkin flag unless you are absolutely 100% sure he did! This is what cost the Al's the game.

Complaint C: I like Paul McCallum, but he should not have been named Canadian MVP. 6-6 on field goals is good, but unless a kicker nails a longshot pressure cooker kick to win the game, he should not be the MVP, even in a Grey Cup as underwhelming as the last one. Want a Canadian MVP? How about middle linebacker Javy Glatt, who led the Lions with 8 tackles, recovered a fumble and forced another one when the game was on the line.

Complaint D: The CFL's gag rule which dis-allows other teams from making announcements that are not Grey Cup meant disgruntled Rider fans had to wait (and are still waiting) to hear the fate of Danny Barrett. I'm a big fan of the gag rule, I'm just glad it's no longer in effect.

Extended Complaint: Now it looks as if the Riders will refrain on making any announcements until the Vanier Cup is over. Curses!

4 - I'd like to think I had something to do with this decision. (#2) The Republicans have done a terrible job selling the war in Iraq to the voting public (and the drive-by media doesn't help). It would be a shame to see the Canadian Government go down that path. Fortuanetly they read my blog! (Sarcsim implied.)

5 - So Garth Turner is booted out of caucus and decides to sit as an independent. Fair enough. But should this independent canidate endorsing other candidates in a by-election? Doesn't this somehow compromise independancy? Turner refused to switch parties because he feels he would be betraying the voters who elected him. Is he betraying his constituets by endorsing a candidate from a party other than the one he ran with in the last election?

6 - Some quotes from the above article:

"Instead, he [Turner] wants to call attention to the fact the Harper government, which campaigned [on] accountability to voters, is operating in a secretive manner and squelches free speech."

If by secretive manner you mean holding private caucus meetings just like every other political party in Canada (except maybe the Rhino Party) where everything that's said inside stays inside, then yes, the Conservatives are operating in a secretive manner. Is Garth actually serious about this?

"It was that frank attitude — and willingness to share it — that is believed to have led to him being kicked out of the party last month."

It absolutely amazes me how quickly this version of the events has become accepted as fact, despite the severe lack of concrete evidence to support it. The fact is, if your frank attitude and willingness to share it is hurting your own party, why wouldn't they boot you out of caucus. Actually, if your constantly at odds with your own party, why wouldn't you just leave on your own accord?

7 - An Inconvenient Truth for Pro-Kyoto Crowd

I had a chance to hear Dr. Tim Ball speak once in Kindersley. He's a very smart man, very passionate about the enviroment. I think he finds it frustrating that other enviromentalists automatically believe he's a oil sands lap dog simply because he doesn't agree with the 'science of global warming.' Dr. Ball knows more about climate change than David Suzuki. He should be the go to guy if the media wants an informed climate change opinion. Furthermore, he should be advising the Conservatives on enviroment policy. He knows his stuff, and will debate it all night.

8 - Wow, talk about naive journalism:

"This whole idea that the Chinese didn't want to discuss human rights seems a little odd," said Smith. "Prime Minister Chretien used to always promise to raise human rights, and he still got meetings with the Chinese."

Of course Chretien promised to raise human rights and still got meetings. The Chinese aren't worried because Harper has publicly mused about sticking it to China, there worried because he might actually walk the walk after he talks the talk. Promising is one thing, doing is something completely different. I find this piece a little sloppy.

9 - I think this poll says more about Saskatchewan than any cheesy centennial song could ever hope to. According to those distinguished, highly-respected pollsters at pokerroom.com, Saskatchewan residents voted Don Cherry as the 'best potential' Canadian James Bond. Donavan Baily took first place honors in the nation wide poll, with Stephen Harper and Peter Mansbridge tied for a distant second.

10 - More proof that the Edmonton Eskimo's are trying to by respectability:

"According to the rumour mill, stud defensive tackle Doug Brown hasn't re-signed in Winnipeg because he's waiting to see what happens with assistant coach Greg Marshall. If Brown hits the free-agent market, the Esks are bound to make a serious pitch."

And to think I actually felt sorry for these guys.

11 - Notice the differing headlines for what is essentially the same story. Both are technically correct, but only one will scare the manure out of swing voters. Whatever happened to taking a neutral tone?

12 - I've really been picking on the media in this post, so why stop know. There's nothing that screams bias like an article that makes heavy use of un-named 'critics':

"But critics say even information about Harper's much-publicized meeting with Chinese President Hu Jintao was delayed and vague."

These critics really sound like other journalists. This kind of stuff doesn't belong in a news story, it belongs in an editorial!

13 - And finally, last but not least, it pains me to say this, but I have been outed. All of my secrets are on display for the world to see. It is a sad day. Cheers.

Man on Fire

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Sunday, November 12th

1 - I think this is a dream come true for most Rider fans. Can you imagine what would have happened if you had predicted this two years ago? You would have been laughed out of the building.

2 - The more things change the more they stay the same in Edmonton. Miss the play-offs? No problem, we'll just spend a little more. Why would we develope our own talent when we can simply buy it off of other teams. I'll at least give Edmonton credit for developing quarterbacks, but that's about it. Steal someone from Calgary for a change.

3 - Western Final Predictions doomed to fail: B.C. beats the Riders, Toronto beats Montreal. Hopefully I'm wrong. I was 0-2 last week, and I'm praying the trend continues.

4 - Speaking of last week, all I can say is wow! Give the Riders credit for executing, but I never thought Calgary would self destruct like they did. The Stamps coaching staff deserves a lot of blame for this one. Calgary's starting linebacking corps (the best corps in the league, says I) was benched in favour of some untested rookies, some of whom had only 1 CFL game of experience, and a guy who'd spent the entire year at safety. Untested rookies and converted safety, meet Kenton Keith. Watch Kenton Keith run. Run Keith run... for 141 yards and two 2nd half touchdowns. Unbelievable.

5 - I have no idea who is on what ECFHA team this season, but here are my predictions for the upcoming season (assuming they still have the same names and no expansion franchises were created):

1 - End Times
2 - Power Shots
3 - Gophers
4 - ABHE
5 - Fuerza
6 - Aslan

(Editors Note: M.O.F. picked the Arsonists to finish in the ECFHA basement last year too, so don't take anything he says too seriously.)

6 - Fans of the Green and White are pointing to Matt Dominguez's touchdown catch on the last play of the 1st half as the key play of the game, but as important as that was, Kenton Keiths 76 yard TD run at the start of the second was the game changer. Scoring on the first possession of the 2nd half was crucial, as it was on the last play of the 1st half, but it was how they scored the second TD that broke the Stamps back.

7 - After 35 years, Bob Barker of 'The Price is Right' is retiring. I haven't watched that show in years, but I still remember the other announcer yelling 'come on down...' while everyone in the studio went nuts. Bob voice reminds me of the guys who announce scores at hockey games over the P.A. system. I think that's why I liked him so much.

8 - Another attempt to buy happiness? A practical solution to some of the worlds problems? Shameless overeaction on the part of yours truely? You be the judge.

9 - If you've ever wondered how Quebec Sepratists participate in Remembrance Day you'll find this interesting. Far be it for me to criticize the motives of one of Canada's war vets, since I've never actually gone to war myself, but I find it hard to believe that the Quebec vet mentioned in the article risked his life for nothing more than $1.30 a day. I'm not questioning his figures, I have no idea what he was paid, or if he was paid, but surely you risked your life for something more than money! Perhaps I'm being a little too picky, but there's something about this ceremony that rubs me the wrong way. Judging by Gilles Duceppe's remarks at the end of the article, it appears as if the Sepratists attempted to put aside their own political differences to honor the commitement and sacrifice of Quebec's war vets. Give them credit for that, but it does beg the question 'What did Canadian soldiers die for?' Was it for democracy? Was it for freedom from tyranny? Was it for Canada? Was it for $1.30 a day? Duceppe says remebrace transends the question of politics. One would imagine if that was the case, the National Anthem would have been played, as opposed to a 'song of peace'. Despite good intentions, I don't think this ceremony oozes 'not anti-Canadian, but not Canadian' as the organizers claim, mostly because I'm not sure it's realistically possible.

10 - In health news, a report out of London says the work on the world's first 'artificial stomach' is complete. The 'artificial gut' is designed to keep you slim, by somehow tricking the rest of your body into thinking it's full. No truth to the rumour that the stomach will force you to keep your food down, even whilst watching a certain quarterback turn the football over 5 times in the biggest game of the season to date.

11 - Those of you who have been following this story can atest to the fact that it's ripping the Liberal Party apart. So why a Conservative MP would feel the need to weigh in on the issue is beyond my limited powers of comprehension. From a unbiased voters standpoint, it's nice to know where this guy stands. However, from my viewpoint it would be prudent to avoid public discourse on this issue like Kenton Keith avoids would be tacklers. I'm not suggesting he ignore the issue, only that he refrain from commenting about it in the media, because he's putting himself in a no win situation, especially after Harper refused to comment on it!

12 - I'm sure most of you heard about this. It was the lead story in most newscasts the day it happened. But did you here about this? If you didn't, I'm not really surprised. Why did the second story recieve so little media attention, while the first was splashed all over the news?
Perhaps it was this quote:

"Your soldiers don’t crave pity. They don’t want you to fear for them. They need your love and unwavering support."

It seems to contradict comments like this one:

“Support our troops, bring ’em home"

13 - Almost everytime I hear someone calling for Canadian troops to leave Afghanistan I wonder if they actually read the newspaper or anything. There are about half a dozen instances where that happened to me while I was reading the anti-war protest article. Here is the one quote that stood out:

“The Canadian government should recognize the right of the people to make democracy by themselves,” said Hosein Taghaddos, 26, a University of Alberta student who participated in the protest march. “They don’t have any right to occupy other regions in the name of democracy.”

That's coming from a university student, supposedly one of the future leaders of our country. Scary, especially when you compare that with this. The right of the people to make democracy by themselves? Surely their not serious, right?

14 - I know I'm not supposed to like this, cause I'm going to the U of R, but if we don't win the Grey Cup, hopefully the Huskies can attain university bragging rights. Just something to take away the sting over the winter.

15 - In closing, CFL predictions doomed to fail, this time from someone other that me. Cheers.

Christ Shultz - TSN

"This could turn out to be a classic Western final, but I don't think the Lions will miss the opportunity this time. I'll take BC."

Jack Bedell - CFL.ca

"I’m going with my gut. As well as Toronto and Saskatchewan have played against Montreal and B.C., I’m still picking the home teams. Als and Lions to the Cup."

Eilliot Friedman - CBC Sports

If Joseph runs well, Saskatchewan might win this. But my pick is the Lions in a close one.

Steve Coad - London Free Press

The Lions, arguably the league's best team, will have their hands full.

Noah Sidel - CFL.ca

"Once upon a time, Saskatchewan looked promising. Then it looked as if the field had fallen out from under the Riders. Don’t turn away, ‘cause it looks like they’re about to find their way again… all the way to Winnipeg."

Sportsnet Online Poll - Who will win the Grey Cup

Saskatchewan Roughriders - 46%
B.C. Lions - 35%

Dan Ralph - Canadian Press

Despite Saskatchewan's success versus B.C. this season, the Lions remain favourites to advance to the Grey Cup. Prediction: B.C. 24 Saskatchewan 22

Demetrious Maxie - Calgary Stampeders

"They'll be the team to beat in the Grey Cup, because I think they'll go in there and whip the (manure) out of B.C., plain and simple."

Man on Fire